The Man That Never Was

    The Man and His Twinkie

    There was a guy his name was get ready for it, it will blow you off your feet. He was on his quest to find the last of the twinkies on Earth because he knew if they could survive a holocaust the could survive going out of business and a apocolypse. He was devastated to find out the twinkie factory went out of business one saturday morning reading the daily paper. He had woke up that morning happy cause it was his day off and he was excited to spend it work free. But when he got his hot cup of Joe and the morning paper and sat at the kitchen table. As he’s reading the paper he says “ There ‘s never really anything good to read about but lets see what’s happening today. As he was flipping through the paper a headline in big, black, and bold read “ NO MORE TWINKIES?”. As he continued reading it said “ It is true the Hostess factory went out of business as of today yes it’s true people no more twinkies”. After he had read that he went into shock the coffee falling out of his hand CRASH the sound of it hitting the floor knocked him out of shock. He passed his house back and forth for 10 minutes saying “ NOOOO we need twinkies the yellow cake with creamy custard in the middle its the perfect snack to have” . So he packed his bags and wrote a letter to his wife saying “ Hey, I’m going to be gone awhile i’m going to the twinkie factory in Atlanta i’ll be back in a bit Love, …..”. So he got into his 2013 Toyota Prius with only $100 to his name but he knew it will be a long road ahead for him cause he lived in. Madison Wisconsin.
         As he’s leaving Madison he had to stop at a diner to use the bathroom but they were only for paying customer’s. So he stared at the menu for 3 mins and the worker said “ How may i help you?” and he replied with “ yea let me get a Boston Kreme”. The worker behind the counter was young she was about 23 years old and she had brown hair with a nicely clean uniform on with a name tag that read Sam. She was nice she also seemed like she was new because when he asked for his order she had to double check to see if they had them. So she says “ sorry sir but we do not have those would you like something else?” and he says “ yea i’ll just get a burger to go” it came out to be $8.50 for the burger so he used the bathroom took his order and left. So he continues his road trip to Atlanta but about a mile away from the diner the traffic came to a dead stop. There was honking and screaming and yelling coming from everywhere. He wanted to know why the traffic had stopped like that but as he slowly goes forward he finds out there was a bad accident. He was in stuck in traffic for 45 mins but to him it felt like 2 hours cause he just wanted to get there already he was a very inpatient man. It turned out there was a car upside down on fire it was really sad and cool at the same time. So he got on on route 679859 headed to Atlanta. He was driving for hours and made it to the bottom of Idaho as he was leaving it was 11 o’clock at night so he got a motel room for $20 a night. So he gets in the room and it was a dump there were stains everywhere the shower was broken and so wasn’t the heater but it was 29 degrees outside. So he slept on the floor snuggling with his pet cockroach that he had no clue where it came from. When he woke up he got his stuff and left right away but his car was trashed because off all the hoodlums outside so he just got in and drove away. He got back onto route 679859 and drove 10 hours straight to Atlanta but since he had a prius he had to stop a couple of times to charge his car like he stopped at one guys house and he plugged it into his house and sat in it for an hour waiting for it to charge. But the owner of the house came home all angry and pissed off because a stranger was charging his car in his property. So after he had explained to him what he was doing the guy wanted to join him on his road trip to Atlanta. So when he was done charging his car it was about 9:30 at night so he decide to drive another 2 hours. But they started to get tired so they pulled into a motel in a little town named Ringgold in northern Georgia he had about $70 left but the room was $40 so it just left him with $30 for food. As he’s entering the room he turns on the light as the other guy runs for the bathroom. After they were settled they notice there was only one bed so one of them had to sleep on the floor so they fought over the bed. But they didn’t know how to solve this situation so they played rock,paper, scissors they played best of three but his tag along won. So he had to sleep on the floor for the second night in a row but this motel was cleaner than the other one so he didn’t mind. When they woke up the next morning they went out for breakfast but they didn’t have much money so they got Mcdonalds. But breakfast came out to $10 and he had $20 left but he had another 150 miles left to drive to Atlanta. So his car was almost dead on battery charge and he didn’t to stop and charge it so he spent $10 on gas after he got the gas he had another 100 miles lift so he was so excited. So he spends another 2 hours driving with his buddy then he sees a sign that says welcome to Atlanta he got so stoked for the twinkies. But he asked 3 different people for directions to the company and when he got there it was locked. So they broke the lock with a rock and as he’s opening the door the smile on his face gets bigger and bigger because he sees these boxes stacked like 10 ft high. So he quickly drops the rock and sprint to a box and doesn’t waste anytime opening it. But when he reached in to pull something out he pulled out little debbies fudge round cakes. And that man was so disappointed he started to cry cause he drove hundreds of miles and 2 and a half days to this company half the time with a stranger. And that guys name was Merle.

                            The End!!!!!!

Anton Santos

      
                                                 Unicorns



What value means to me is something that you cherish well thats what i think it means at least. Like i cherish this essay but i could still put a price tag on it haha doesnt mean im going  to sell it or anything no i’m just kidding i can’t put a price tag on this. Or maybe I could you dont know that and you wont find out. But let me get back to my essay after you guys have interrupted me but what i could put a price tag on is my Ipod. What i can’t put a price tag on is me going home on friday afternoon. But first I’m going to talk to you about my ipod and how i could put a price tag on it.

       The paper says to describe to you my first item and that is my Ipod touch 4th generation its white and 32 GB. But i could still put a price on it because the moments i spend with my family or with friends are priceless compared to this but its a nice thing to have. I keep all my music on it but only the music i like so when i’m walking somewhere alone or when people are loud and i don’t care what their saying i listen to music. You could also play games and go on the internet haha cool isn’t it? even though like everyone has one but who cares about mine obviously you do cause you keep reading my essay. Even though i could still put a price on it any day but it would be a hard decision but i could still do it. But its always there when i need it, like in a boring situation I use it to help keep me occupied.

         The thing i can’t put a price on is hanging out with my friends and family. The moments i have with them are memorable and priceless. But when i have priceless moments with my family are different then my priceless moments with my friends. Like when i have a priceless moment with my family we hang out and watch the game and eat a huge dinner while music is being played loud i don’t know how they expect to hear the game though but its still a fun time. On Saint Patrick's day every year we go to two huge party’s the day of and the day before and there like all day party’s its really fun there’s huge fire and a lot of food because i like food. Then when i have a priceless moment with my friends we order a huge pizza and we have a lot of fun. These are one of the best priceless moments i have with my friends and family.

            These items are similar because i value them both but i value spending time with my family and friends more than i value my ipod though. I value spending time with my family and friends more cause we're not always spending time together but i always have my ipod so i don't cherish it as much. But my ipod is always their for me when i need it and so is my family and friends.

             I value them both but they are different in many ways yes it is true i know you're shocked but calm down its fine. My ipod is different from my friends and family cause I could hold my ipod and put it in my pocket and it would be very weird if someone saw me walking down the street holding my friends and i have my family in my pocket. Also i could talk to my friends and family i can’t be like at a park talking into a magical box of magicness everyone would just start laughing at me. So my ipod and my family and friends are very different than each other.

         So those are some things i value in my life. They might not be important to the reader reading it but i don't care it's important to me. Even though i could still put a price on my ipod i still value it cause its always there when i get bored and when i need it. I could never put a price on my family and friends no matter what cause the times i spend with them are great because i never really spend time with my family so thats what makes it so valuable to me.

Anton Made the best story Ever

Frankenstein

Diary of a Wimpy Kid,


It was a tuesday afternoon and Greg was walking home alone because Rowley had to stay after for math class. As Greg was walking home he decided to go the long way home because he was in trouble about what happened the night before. What had happened the night before is that it was dinner time and his little brother manny was crying because he wanted some some apple juice. So Greg threw some at him and got him all wet and sticky. Well as Greg was walking home he turned the corner and there was someone standing there and not going anywhere. So Greg went up to him and asked “ Why are you just standing there?” but he didn’t reply. So then Greg started to get scared so he started walking away and as he was the guy replied “ I’m standing here for a reason but i don’t know why though but i know something good will come out of it”. So then Greg turned around and walked up to him again and said “ What’s your name?” he replied “ Frankenstein”.
It was a tuesday Afternoon and Frankenstein was in his lab working on his project. But he didn’t know why he was building it all he was basically doing was putting random parts together. But he had a vision that if he builds something magnificent today something good would happen to him. So he went straight to his lab and got right to work. He was trying so hard but he ran out of parts so he had to go out and buy some so he grabbed his coat and left. The closest store was twenty minutes away walking. But he had to walk because he didn't have his license so he couldn’t buy a car. As he was walking he got another vision about the next person he meets will help him on his project. So he just suddenly stopped walking and just stood there on the curb for hours thinking and watching the cars go by. So a couple of hours went by and he stood there just staring then when 2:30 came around school got let out. Then as he was standing there a boy came up and asked what he was doing but he didn’t answer until he started walking away. So he replied then the boy asked what his name is and he said “ Frankenstein” so then he said “ What’s your name kid” and he said “ Greg” “ Greg Heffley”.
So then they were standing there not saying anything then Frankenstein said “ kid do you want to help me with a project?” so he said “ sure what it is”. Then he said “ i don’t know yet but something good would happen when we're done” so Greg said “ where are we working on this project because I have to be home soon” and he said “ my house in the lab”. Then Greg and Frankenstein went to Gregs house really quickly and they left right away. So they went to Frankenstein’s house and went straight to the lab and right to work. But they had no clue what to make so they put random things together. But then Frankenstein said “ I got it” then he put things together and pulled levers. Then an hour later he was finished Greg was really confused he didn’t know what he was doing. Then he knew what it was it looked like a monster it was scary and horrifying and he called it Frankenstein. So they sat there for an hour thinking of how to bring it to life without a brain. So Frankenstein hooked it up to electricity then said “ Clear” and he sent 4500 bolts of electricity through his body. Then a Few minutes later it was 6:30 p.m and Greg said “ i’m sorry but i have to go home and eat dinner” then Frankenstein said “ that’s okay bye”. Then it finally happened he came to life with a lot of force and anger. He got up and ripped all the cords out and stormed out with rampage. So Frankenstein followed him it turns out his monster went to the science fair. And it was time for judging and his monster was on stage and he won first prize but they were looking for the scientist who created him. So Frankenstein came forward and said “ that’s my creation i call him Frankenstein” so he won first place. So his vision came true after all it took him all day but it came true and he was very happy.


The End.!?